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Richmond Phucks
By El Cartel
Every once in a great while, there is a theft that is so large scale, so lucrative that it simply baffles everyone. We recently had one of these thefts happen in Richmond according to KyNews.org: "On 11/29/2008, a resident of an apartment in the 300 block of Mt. Rushmore Drive reported that her residence had been unlawfully entered sometime during the daytime hours. The victim reported that her front door had been forced open. The only item missing was $3.00 in U.S. Currency." I'm guessing is there had to be a team of at least 5 people, with one being an "inside man." While the victim was out, robber 1 posing as a Traffic Resource Officer, redirected all traffic away from Second St., except for one U-Haul with Arizona tags driven by robber 2 dressed like an Indian whistling a show tune. Meanwhile, robber 3, who just so happen to befriend the victim at a chamber event posing as a real estate agent with a double first cousin from his first moms marriage, coaxed the victim into going to dinner using a highly effective pheromone that can only be found in Indonesia on weekends from a Shaman with a fro-hawk. While all of this is going on, robber 4 and 5 delicately kick in the door, grab the loot and then make off like bandits. The problem with thieves is that they always make mistakes. Be on the look out for people going on big spending sprees at the Dollar Store and just waving Washington's around like they grow on trees.
You may have escaped the law, but you can't outrun your sins or greed.
This intel first appeared on: http://richmondphucks.blogspot.com/2008/12/had-to-be-professionals....
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